Been on a delayed train for 40mins because a woman is on the tracks ahead of us. She is in a “distressed state and could be a danger to herself”. So...
do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like
"turn down your music"
"i told you i dont like this kind of...
when croagunk faints it looks like someone who laughed too hard at their own joke
god i love bon iver so much