|Kid:||Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.|
|Cashier:||Are you 18?|
|Kid:||It's okay, they're a metaphor.|
Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
No, anon, no. Maybe later.
lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le*
the entire country of france
when attractive people have low standards